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Cat says 'Meow'
02:27
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those fools have not heard the last of yamcha
yo
it would seem that our heroes havent seen the last of yamcha
cat says meow
im the masked mustache on the microphone (meow)
gotta secret for the listeners it says (shhhhhhh) it said meow
so meow
ooo cat says meow
im the masked mustache on the microphone (meow)
gotta secret from the listeners (cat says meow) it said meow
yo
so meow
rawr (cat says meow)
im the masked mustache
with a secret for the listeners
my hair is freshly clipped
gonna rinse the conditioner
they sent me from a french intelligence agency
bout to hit this tunnel
so im sorry for the latency
ima feline secret agent
and i got great hair
strut down the alleyway
pussy cats stare
ima chartreuse emissary
short hair saboteur
espionage agent
with silky smooth fur
store my spy gadgets
on my kitty cat collar
scurry home 4 dinner
when the french man hollers
okay
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2. |
OBGNYC
02:14
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its the obg outta nyc
woo
orange bandanna gang
peel the banana mang
more cannabis than canada
ill hit u with a boomerang
yea u know me its the obg
outta nyc 1993
blood orange grape
wheres the vhs tape?
get the matrix back to blockbuster
its gonna be late
sunglasses on
jazz cigarettes
dippin mozzarella
peelin velcro kicks
but you dont like the cheese?
u think u know me?
orange bandanna gang
hey yo u wanna hang?
the song is complete
yo bump it in the streets
its the obg outta nyc
if u think u might snitch
i might have an itch
the trigger might pull
and u might be a bitch
its the obgnyc
orange bananna gang
yea u think u know me
i got my sunglasses on
ill hit u with a boomerang
woo
this is the cool magic dolphin
this is the cool magic dolphin
yo yo yo yo yo
420
woo woo woo
if u think u might snitch
i might have an itch
the trigger might pull
and u might be a bitch
this is the cool magic dolphin
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3. |
Welcome 2 Robot Island
03:26
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okay woo
welcome 2 robot island
the robots have been programmed to chill
this is the cool magic dolphin
its pretty cool
buts its pretty chill too
so welcome 2 robot island
you dont have any smokes do ya?
smokes? yea ive actually got one in my visor there if you want one?
okay
woo
welcome 2 robot island
the robots have been programmed to chill
its pretty cool
and its pretty chill
on
robot island
welcome 2 robot island
uh woo
this is the cool magic dolphin
where am i?
welcome 2 robot island
the robots have been programmed to chill
ts pretty cool
but its pretty chill
on the island
its a
digital punk rock hawaiian vacation
on robot island
welcome 2 the island
welcome 2 robot island
the robots have been programmed to chill
on the island
dont leave the island
you cant leave the island
welcome 2 the island
u r a robot
beep beep
boop boop
bye bye
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4. |
Bitch, ima Cowboy
01:53
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giddyup now
uhh
bitch ima motherfuckin cowboy
check my hip
ima cowboy
catch my whip
ima cowboy
ride a horse
ima cowboy
suck on this dick
uhh
bitch ima motherfuckin cowboy
workin in the fields
yo u feel me?
bitch ima motherfuckin cowboy
i got my whips n shit
got a switch and a spur
oh yeah talkin to her
ima cowboy
yes ma'am?
fuck that
yea bitch ima cowboy suck on this dick
ah yea hit
the horse on the backside
gallop fast
2 the west side
bitch ima cowboy
check it
a motherfuckin cowboy uhh
bitch ima cowboy
cowboy
bitch ima cowboy
cowboy suck on this dick
ima cowboy
bitch ima cowboy uhh
ah shit
bitch ima cowboy for real
yo i make horsey squeal
work it day and night uh uh uh
fuckin shoot cowboy
alright
yo u know who it be
its the cowboy
and that be me
uh yo
thats right (yo check it)
bitch ima cowboy for real
look how my horsey it squeal
ride into the sunset
working till?
ah shit
i am a cowboy as well
gotta can of beans
u know what i mean?
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5. |
French Fries '85
01:55
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a combination of like a 3d hologram
and a uhh whopper with cheese
yo french fries you know what im sayin?
french fries it's 1985
french fries it's 1985
french fries it's 1985
french fries it's 1985
burger king
mercedes benz
rappin chillen
dominos
french fries
'85
yea
french fries it's 1985 (it's 1985)
in the french fries
is it 1985-5-5
french fries it's 1985 (got mayo on the sandwich)
yo yo yo yo yo yo
french fries yo
u kno whats up?
we got french fries without the ketchup?
yo u know we gotta get up
its 1 to the 9 with 85
gotta number 9 in the bk line
french fries its 1985
french fries is it 1985
french fries 1985
???
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6. |
'97-'96
02:18
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yo ppl b askin me
ppl b askin me
yo cool magic? (yeah)
you more uh bling bling or bling blau?
andimlike
bitches gotta wipe of the dickspit
workin me faster than a fitbit
i said ah shit
but u can suck my dick
all the way from 1997 to 1996
bitches gotta wipe of the dickspit
workin me faster than a fitbit
i said ah shit
but u can suck my
when u have finished
you will then have no difficulty in taking the queen to naboo to sign the treaty
at last we will reveal ourselves to the jedi (yea)
at last we will have revenge
you have been well trained my young apprentice
they will be no match for you
bitch its darth binks
smokin blaster in my grip
yo i got padmé suckin on this dick
jango fett rollin up
i shot him from the hip
it was a long time ago
97-96
jar jar binks
its 97-96 its 97
its 97-96 its 97 jar jar binks
its 97-96-6-6-6-6-6
we got that bubble tape
sip frutopia
chillax on naboo like the gungans
well actually the episode 1 phantom menace was released in may 1999
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7. |
Check the Sink
01:36
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make a cuppa coffee
pour it out the coffee
drink it at the coffee spot
lay out in the sun
light up a smoke
you need a drink
so take a fuckin sip
check out the sink
go wash a dish
you little bitch
just wanna lay
lay out in the sun
light up a smoke
you need a drink
so take a fuckin sip
check out the sink
go wash a dish
you little bitch
just wanna make a cuppa coffee
pour it out
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8. |
Cutest 'Boy' in Class
01:54
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bitch i'm livin that pizza life
from pie to pieces with my favorite knife
i think gonna have another slice
if ur gonna walk out tonite
life can be real
life can go fast
life can be tough when ur the cutest boy in class
but if ur outta makeup i feel bad for u son
cus i keep it 100 thats 99+1
life can be fun
but thats only if your dumb
im busy getting numb yo
and somethin bout ur mum
life can be bad
and life can be gay
dad said never let me catch u actin that way
life can be rough
but i could be worse
you punched in the face
told me it didnt hurt
you are making this happen
i feel a great deal of shame
but lucky u always had ur family to blame
so u r a pussy n you'll never b a man
and happy birthday dickhead
never see me again
blah blah blah blah blah
and this and this and that
fuckin whatever
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