Derek Vegeta: Planet NYC (Return of Kool Magick)

by Cool Magic Dolphin

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IT MIGHT HAPPEN NEVER THOUGHT YOU'D HEAR A DOLPHIN ON THE MICROPHONE HEY BABY SAVE MY NUMBER AS COOL MAGIC IN YOUR IPHONE SO JUST RELAX AND LET IT GO (THIS IS THE COOL MAGIC DOLPHIN) BAH WINGS FLAPPIN EVERYBODY CLAPPIN GO TO THE PARTY EVERYBODY LAUGHIN FIND A RAT I MIGHT HAVE TO PUT A CAP IN IT MIGHT HAPPEN LION ON THE BEACH THE BEACH GOT SAND SIPPIN ON A 40 PRE-ROLL IN MY HAND LOOK TO THE SKY LOOK TO THE MOON LOOK TO THE SUNSET LATE IN JUNE HOOK COOL MAGIC DOLPHIN WHO THE HECK WERE YOU EXPECTING? PUT MY NUMBER AS KOOL MAGICK IN UR IPHONE (COOL MAGIC DOLPHIN) NOW YOU'RE TEXTING ME RIDIN IN MY CAR THEN YOU PROLY SITTIN NEXT TO ME LAYIN IN THE BACK WELL? THEN YOUR PROLY FUCK WIT ME BAH OH OR LIKE MAYBE I COULD JUST DO ONE OF THOSE LIKE "AHHHHHHHHH YEAH YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT FUCKIN U LIKE ONE OF THOSE KINDA THINGS? U ALREADY KNOW WHAT IT IS IT MIGHT HAPPEN LAY BACK AND BUMP THE TRACK JUST LAY IT BACK AND GOES LIKE THAT PLAY THAT BUMP THE TRACK IT'S LAID BACK AND GOES LIKE HOOK X2.5
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THIS IS THE COOL MAGIC DOLPHIN AND THEN I HIT FROM THE FRONT AND THEN YOU HIT FROM THE BACK I'M JUST GIVING INSTRUCTIONS I'M JUST A SEXY BOY I'M NOT UR BOY TOY X2 LOOKIN STYLISH LOOKIN SWANK LOOKIN TRENDY UP TO DATE YEA I'M HOT YEA I'M MOD YEAH I'M SHEIK ALL THE RAGE LOOKIN CURRENT RATHER DASHING FEELIN FADDY SUPERFLY I'M EN VOGUE THE LAST WORD LATEST THING WITH IT IN STYLE HOOK I'M JUST A SEXY BOY WEARIN CORDUROY WILL U B WITH ME 2NITE LAY BY THE FIRE SIDE JUST A SEXY BOY FILL THE POOL WITH LACROIX ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES FOR A DULL DOLPHIN BOY HOOK BITCH I AINT UR BOY TOY HIT ME WIT UR SIDE EYE THINKIN THAT UR REALLY COY FUCKIN WITH THE REAL MCCOY? BIIIIIIIIITCH IM A MOTHERFUCKIN CORDUROY COWBOY SO WHAT NOW BOY? UH UH UH UH YO I AIN'T UR BOY TOY THIS IS THE COOL MAGIC DOLPHIN SONGS OVER AND THEN I HIT FROM THE FRONT AND THEN YOU HIT FROM THE BACK I'M JUST GIVING INSTRUCTIONS
3.
PLAYED BASEBALL WATCHED DRAGON BALL Z BITCH IM KINDA PEEVED I NEVER MADE IT 2 LITTLE LEAGUE PEANUT BUTTER CRUNCH BERRIES LOUISVILLE SLUGGER YO THIS SUMMER I FINNA GET BULMA'S NUMBER THIS IS AMAZING DEMON KING REAWAKEN LEAVE UR NUMBER AT THE TONE U CAUGHT ME WHILE IM BLAZIN DEMON KING REJUVENATION U BEST WATCH UR BACK OR YOUR LIFE I'LL BE TAKING I CAN WIN DEMON KING SMOKE THAT JAMAICAN GRAB THE ZIN-ZAG AND PUT PURPLE HAZE IN HOOK WHAT'S IT LIKE PLAYING WITH THE YANKEES? HOW MANY TIMES I GOTTA TELL YA I'M THE SHORT STOP SAIYAN OVER 9000 AT BATS IF YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN IT'S A FULL MOON LET'S PLAY SOME FUCKIN BALL I'LL TRANSFORM INTO AN APE AN EAT YOUR FUCKIN FACE OFF IT'S 1996 I'M THE ROOKIE OF THE YEAR GRAB MY GALICK GUN AND SHOVE IT IN UR EAR KNOW I AM THE STRONGEST IN THE UNIVERSE IT'S DEREK VEGETA THE PRINCE PLANET NEW YORK NEW YORK? WELL IT'S ALWAYS BEEN A DREAM FOR ME TO PLAY IN NEW YORK AND AHHH... PLAY BASEBALL WATCH DRAGON BALL Z BITCH IM KINDA PEEVED I NEVER MADE IT 2 LITTLE LEAGUE PEANUT BUTTER CRUNCH BERRIES LOUISVILLE SLUGGER YO THIS SUMMER I FINNA GET BULMA'S NUMBER COMIN THRU IT'S MAJIN BUU BITCH I'M PINK LIKE BUBBLEGUM I'LL BLAST YO ASS 2 PIECES LEAVE YOU DYIN ON A FUTON IT'S THE PINK TRICKSTER IMPOSTER SHAPESHIFTER TEACHIN FUNDAMENTALS IN THE BASEMENT TO UR SISTER YO THIS SUMMER I FINNA GET BULMA'S NUMBER HOOK X2
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YO UR NEVER GONNA BELIEVE WHAT TIME IT IS ITS 4:20 MAN (HAHA OH GOD) 4 SCORE & 20 YEARS AGO TODAY I SMANGED A WHOLE BOUQUET OF SOME CALI BUD IN WEST M.A. I GREW IT FROM THE SEED BABE IT'S 420 AND I GOT WHATCHU NEED I HEARD U GOTTA SONG ABOUT WEED YO WORD I GOT A SONG ABOUT WEED (WAIT IS IT RECORDING?) WEE-E-E-E-E WE-E-E-EED LOOKIT THATS ALL HASH RIGHT THERE THIS IS THE COOL MAGIC DOLPHIN LICK THE BAG SMOKE WEED EVERY DAY EVERY DAY YEA EVERY DAY WHERE'D THE SMOKE GO? HAHAHAHA YES BADA-BOOM I'LL TAKE ON ANY COMPETITOR YO I'M 4 FEET 20 INCHES HIGH RIGHT NOW I'M IN THE SKY RIGHT NOW IF I AINT CAREFUL FINNA DIE RIGHT NOW BITCH IT'S CHRISTMAS IN JULY RIGHT NOW I'M GETTIN HIGH RIGHT NOW REUP SUPPLY RIGHT NOW I GREW IT FROM THE SEED I HEARD U WANNA A SONG A WEED YO I GOTTA SONG ABOUT WEED THATS ALL HASH IT'S CHERRIED GOTTA SONG ABOUT WEED YO THIS MY SONG ABOUT WEED YO IT SMELLS LIKE THEY SMOKIN WEED UP IN HERE PUT IN THE CASSETTE IN THE PLAYER HIT PLAY ITS THE TRIANGLE BUTTON GOT IT GOT IT GOT IT WHO'S TRYIN 2 MAKE U WORK? HOW MANY GRAMS CAN U SMOKE IN 1 TOKE?
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THE COWBOYS NEVER HAD TROUBLE GETTING TO THE BIG GAMES WINNING THEM WAY ALWAYS THE PROBLEM (HAHA) IN SUPERBOWL VI THEY FACED AN UP-AND-COMING TEAM THE MIAMI DOLPHINS COOL MAGIC DOLPHIN SWIMIN IN THE RIVER I'M ON THE INTERNET YO IMA WIZARD INTERNET COWBOY VS COOL MAGIC DOLPHIN YO THIS SHIT GONNA BE FUCKIN AWESOME ITS A DIGITAL PUNK ROCK HAWAIIAN VACATION BITCH IMA COWBOY WHAT THE FUCK IS HE SAYIN COOL MAGIC VERSUS COWBOY YO LEMME CHECK YO MOTHERFUCKIN'STYLE BOY AM AT THE 7 MOTHERFUCKIN 11 FROM '96 TO '97 PAUSE THE TAPE ITS THE BUTTON LOOKS LIKE 11 YO BITCH IMA COWBOY YO CHECK MY STYLE BOY AOL DIAL UP LEMME SHOW YOU HOW BOY COOL MAGIC DOLPHIN SO FUCKIN AWESOME THE WEED GOT ME COUGHIN BUMP UP THE VOLUME BIIITCH IMA MOTHERFUCKIN CORDUROY COWBOY YO CHECK MY STYLE BOY ITS THE COOL COOL ITS THE COOL ITS THE COOL ITS THE COOL MAGIC DOLPHIN BITCH BITCH B B BITCH IMA COWBOY ITS COOL BITCH IMA DOLPHIN BOY COOL MAGIC VS COWBOY YO LEMME CHECK YO MOTHERFUCK STYLE BOY YO THIS TRACK FOR THE KIDS IN THE BACK CUS THE KIDS IN THE BACK WANNA HEAR IT AGAIN THEY WANNA HEAR IT AGAIN THEY WANNA HEAR THIS TRACK YO THE KIDS IN THE BACK WANNA HEAR IT AGAIN YO X2 COOL MAGIC DOLPHIN I LIVE IN THE SEA BITCH IMA COWBOY LIVE IN TENNESSEE COOL MAGIC DOLPHIN TRIPLE DOUBLE FLIP BITCH IMA COWBOY CATCH MY WHIP COOL MAGIC DOLPHIN HIGH TECH MECHANIZED BITCH IMA COWBOY DON'T LOOK INTO MY EYES DIGITAL PUNK ROCK HAWAIIAN VACATION COOL MAGIC VS. COWBOY EVIL COMBINATION CHILLIN ONLINE CHILLIN ONLINE CHILLIN ONLINE ALL THE TIME ALL OF MY TIME ALL OF THE TIME ALL OF MY TIME I SPEND ONLINE (THEY WANNA HEAR IT AGAIN IN THE BACK IN THE BACK AGAIN) X4 YO
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I'M JUST A REGGAE LEPRECHAUN X4 TAKEN FROM THE HILLS OF IRELAND BROUGHT TO THE GANJA FIELDS OF JAMAICA WHERE I LEARNED OLD ANCIENT SECRETS OF REGGAE MUSIC AND ALL OF THE WEED AND STUFF THE REGGAE LEPRECHAUN (I'M JUST A REGGAE LEPRECHAUN) I'M JUST A REGGAE LEPRECHAUN (YOU BEST TO STAY AWAY THIS LEPRECHAUN) I'M JUST A REGGAE LEPRECHAUN (YOU BEST TO STAY AWAY THIS LEPRECHAUN) THERE IS SOME POT AT THE END OF THE RAINBOW DO YOU WANT TO COME SMOKE WITH ME? MARIJUANA HAS 7 LEAVES BUT 4 LEAF CLOVERS ARE WAY MORE LUCKY YO IMA IM JUST A REGGAE LEPRECHAUN RAPPIN SINCE THE DAYS OF BABYLON RIDE IN ON A DECEPTICON AND FIGHT A MASTODON THEN RUN A MARATHON YO YES IMA IM JUST A REGGAE LEPRECHAUN PARDON WOULD U HAVE SOME GREY POUPON? I IMPORT MY WEED FROM SASKATCHEWAN YO I ROLL IT IN THE LOT OF THE BEAUTY SALON YO YO IM JUST A REGGAE LEPRECHAUN GET MORE TAIL THAN GENGHIS KHAN TURKEY CACCIATORE SWEET POTATO PARMESAN THANKSGIVING IS VERY BIG WITH THE ITALIANS TURKEY CACCIATORE SWEET POTATO PARMESAN
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SOMEBODYS CRACKERS YO AH YEAH BABY (HAHA WOO) ITS CRUSH MODE / COOL MAGIC DOLPHIN AH YEAH BABY JUST AROUND MIDNIGHT A CAMPFIRE CRACKLES A COYOTE HOWLS (WOO) I REACH FOR MY RIFLE I RIDE MY HORSE THRU THE HILLS OF JAMAICA SO FUCKIN HUNGRY BUT ALL THAT GROWS IS GANJA INTERNET COWBOY YO CHECK MY STYLE BOY AOL DIAL UP LEMME SHOW YOU HOW BOY PASSIN THRU TOWN WHERE COWBOYS ARE SELDOM SEEN HIT THE INTERNET SALOON FOR BISCUITS AND GRAVY YO YO BISCUITS AND GRAVY BABY YO YO I SAID I SAID BISCUITS AND GRAVY AHHHHH YEAH BABY COWBOY WITH AN EMAIL ADDRESS I AINT GOT NO REAL ADDRESS (YO) BUTTER MY BISCUIT BITCH HAVE A BABY TAKE A BIG SIP OF SOME COWBOY GRAVY BABY UHH YEA GET YOUR SELF SOME BISCUITS AND GRAVY HOOK REPEAT VERSE 1 HOOK
8.
THIS NEXT ONE GOES A LITTLE SOMETHING LIKE THIS: THIS IS THE SONG THAT UR HEARIN NOW PLAYIN THRU YA STEREO ZIP THE LIP U MIGHT MISS IT DON'T THIS ONE SKIP IT TAKE THE RECORD AND FLIP IT DON'T EVEN GOTTA LISTEN TO THIS SHIT YA DIPSHIT HAHA YO UH YEA U MUST OF HEARD BY NOW THE MARKET DOWN THE WAY SELLS MEAT BY THE POUND AND WAIT TIL U HEAR WHAT HAPPENED IT WAS SO FRICKIN SLICK YO KOOL MAGICK WAIT TIL THE TIME IS RIGHT EAT DINNER BY CANDLE LIGHT I THINK I JUST MIGHT CUS WE GOT SOME NEW SONGS WE WANNA TRY OUT ON U GUYS TONIGHT REPEAT HOOK 1 REPEAT HOOK 2 SOMEBODYS CRACKERS WELL I'M SORRY BUT I DONT LISTEN TO BASTARDS WELL I GOTTA GET ON THAT INTERNET I'M LATE ON EVERYTHING
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ZERO WASTE 02:12
YO USB-ITCHES IT'S LIL PANGEA I SAY: GLOBAL WARMING IS FUCKING HOT BLOWIN UP THE FUCKIN SPOT CRUSTY DESERTS EVERYWHERE YO PICK THAT SHIT UP OUCH YO HAIR MIAMI BEACHES THEY AINT THERE THE ATLANTIC OCEAN IS EVERYWHERE FUCK A CONDOM ZERO WASTE FINNA BUST UP ON UR FACE LATEX RUBBER PLASTIC BLUBBER DISH DETERGENT TOXIC FLUBBER PUTRID EARTH DON'T NEED OUR BASE FUCK A CONDOM ZERO WASTE FINNA BUST UP ON UR FACE PUTRID EARTH DON'T NEED OUR BASE HOOK DOUBLE TROUBLE BOIL BUBBLE GET YO ASS OUT FROM THE RUBBLE PUTRID EARTH DON'T NEED THAT BASE PUTRID EARTH DON'T NEED YOUR FACE SHAVE THE STUBBLE SHE'S IN TROUBLE LADY LIBERTY? DOUBLE CRUMBLE PUTRID EARTH DON'T NEED THAT BASE PUTRID EARTH DON'T NEED THAT FACE HOOK A COG IN THE SMOG SMOKE FOG IMA DOG LOYAL 2 MY HUMAN NO I WONT KISS THE FROG PRINCESS DIANA HANNAH HAVANA CHIQUITA BANANA DYIN IN HASTE FUCK A CONDOM IM ZERO WASTE FUCKIN BUST ALL UP THAT FACE FUCK YEA HA ITS LIL PANGEA OHHHHHH FUCK THIS I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY ACTUALLY WHAT DO PEOPLE SAY AT THE END OF SONGS I'M LIKE IDK LYRICS BY LIL PANGEA ARRANGED BY KOOL MAGICK
10.
THOSE ARE SOME PRETTY DANGEROUS GAME MAN YOU SURE YOU WANNA BE PLAYIN THAT? JUST A WORK OUT SONG BABY BUMP 2 LINES PAUSE THE CASSETTE TAPE (BUMP THE LINE 2 PAUSE THE TAPE) SWIMIN IN THE FUCKIN LEFT LANE (SWIMIN IN THE LEFT LANE) YO COOL MAGIC SO FUCKIN CRAZY YO COOL MAGIC SO COOL YO COOL MAGIC SO CRAZY YO COOL MAGIC SO CHILL YO COOL MAGIC AINT LAZY YO COOL MAGIC SO CRUEL YO COOL MAGIC IN THE NEWS YO COOL MAGIC SO CREW YO GET ON THE TREADMILL 4 THIS ONE HOOK COOL MAGIC CRUSTACEAN COOL MAGIC DALMATIAN COOL MAGIC BABOON COOL MAGIC RACOON COOL MAGIC CHINCHILLA COOL MAGIC GORILLA YO COOL MAGIC POSSUM COOL MAGIC DOLPHIN HOOK A LIL SAVAGE WITH IT RU WITH ME? SONGS OVER
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SELFIE STICK 02:21
THIS IS THE COOL MAGIC DOLPHIN OOO COOL M-M-MAGIC WHEN THEY GONNA LET ME LOOSE? CMD B CATCHIN WRECK YO-YO I'LL ERASE YA ETCH-A-SKETCH LOOKIN MAD FUCKIN COOL B B BITCH BACK OFF OR YOU'LL CATCH A SELFIE STICK (UGH AS IF) ORANGE (OOO) COOL MAGIC B B BITCH BACK OFF OR YOU'LL CATCH A TAKE A PICTURE ADD A FILTER CROP AND EDIT THEN U POST WRITE A STATUS FOLLOW BACK LOG IN AND LOG OUT STYLE SICK I FINNA FLICK A PIC THAT'S WHY I NEVER LEAVE HOW WITHOUT MY SELFIE STICK HOOK THIS IS THE COOL MAGIC DOLPHIN LISTEN BETCH (OH ALRIGHT) B B BITCH BACK OFF OR YOU'LL CATCH A SOMEBODYS CRACKERS HIGH TECH MECHANIZED COOL MAGIK DOLPHIN VIRTUAL COMPUTERIZED CUT 2 THE QUICK GOTTA BONE 2 PICK YO I NEVER LEAVE HOME WITHOUT MY SELFIE STICK WAIT UH IS THAT A DRAGON RIGHT ABOVE YOU? ... I GOT SUNGLASSES AFTER NIGHT AND SUEDE IN THE RAIN YO UH YO OO COOL COOL MAGIC HOOK IS IT A DUCK? IS IT A DUCK? OR IS IT A MALLARD? B B B BITCH BACK OF OR YOU'LL CATCH A SELFIE STICK
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MMM BITCH (YOUR BITCH) MMM BITCH I AINT NO DJ BABY TAKE IT E-Z CHECK YO EMAIL CATCHA INSTANT REPLAY AINT NO DJ BABY TAKE IT E-Z CAN U CATCH MY DRIFT (BI-I-ITCH) SMOKE MARIJUANA SUCK MY DICK YO I'M JUS FUCK YO BITCH (YOUR BITCH) UH YO YO WE BACK YO AT THE WEST SIDE BARGAIN BIN UH YO (YO) YO WE BACK YO FOR SOME SUPERCALISWAGALISTICSEXYHELLADOPENESS UH YO WE BACK YO AT THE WEST SIDE BARGAIN BIN FOR SOME SUPERCALISWAGALISTICSEXYHELLADOPENESS AT THE WEST SIDE BARGAIN BIN FOR SOME SUPERCALISWAGALISTICSEXYHELLADOPENESS AT THE WEST SIDE BARGAIN BIN REPEAT HOOK MMM BITCH (UR BITCH)
13.
(HEY BABY) I'LL CATCH U AT THE AFTERPARTY (HEY BABY) I PROMISE THIS MY LAST BACARDI (HEY BABY) I DON'T KNOW WHO SHE IS I'M SORRY NOTHER DAY IN THE LIFE OF A DOLPHIN (HEY BABY) YEA U KNOW MY NAME KOOL MAGICK (HEY BABY) WE SMOKIN ON THAT AROMATIC (HEY BABY) LETS CHILL N WATCH A CINEMATIC NOTHER DAY IN THE LIFE (COOL MAGIC) YO JUST HAVE TO CATCH YOU AT THE AFTERPARTY (HEY BABY) HOPE 2 SEE U AT THE AFTERPARTY COOL MAGIC DOLPHIN (HEY BABY) I'M SORRY THAT I MISSED UR CALL (HEY BABY) I KNOW I DIDN'T GET BACK AT ALL (HEY BABY) THE LEAVES ARE TURNING GREEN TO RED NOTHER DAY IN THE LIFE OF A DOLPHIN (HEY BABY) HAVENT SEEN U IN A WHILE (HEY BABY) STILL REMEMBER HOW U SMILE :) (HEY BABY) IN THIS LIFE I'LL NEVER SEE U AGAIN NOTHER DAY IN THE LIFE OF A DOLPHIN (COOL MAGIC) JUST HAVE TO CATCH YOU AT THE AFTERPARTY (HEY BABY) HOPE 2 SEE U @ THE AFTERPARTY COOL MAGIC DOLPHIN WOO BOOL MAGICK (HEY BABY) YEA I THINK I MIGHT HEAD OUT (HEY BABY) THE PARTY HERE IS WAY 2 CROWDED (HEY BABY) HMU U FINNA CHILL LATER AT MY NEW SPOT DOWN IN THE GRAVEYARD (HEY BABY) BY THE TIME YOU HEAR THIS SONG (HEY BABY) WELL U KNOW I MIGHT BE GONE (HEY BABY) I'D LIKE TO THINK I'D SEE YOU AGAIN NOTHER DAY IN THE LIFE OF A DOLPHIN YO OOO JUST HAVE TO CATCH YOU AT THE AFTERPARTY (HEY BABY) CATCH U AT THE AFTERPARTY HOPE 2 SEE @ THE AFTERPARTY

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RECORDED 2021-2023

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released March 1, 2024

COOL MAGIC DOLPHIN IS:

KOOL MAGICK -
VOCALS, KEYS, MIDI, SAMPLES, FRETLESS BASS (1-10, 13)

SOMEBODYS CRACKERS -
VOCALS / HYPE (1-2, 4-5, 7-8, 11, 13), KEYS (7), CO-PROD (7-8)

WITH:
LIL PANGEA - HYPE & LYRICS (9)
WERTHER OG - HYPE (1, 2, 4, 10, 11), CO-PROD (OUTRO OF 9)
FLAGSTAFF - HOOK (2), HYPE (2, 10)
WEST - GUITAR SAMPLE (10)
JACKSON - LEAD GUITAR (2-4, 9-10)

EXECUTIVE PRODUCERS:
dj teenspirit & crush-mode + the girls

ORANGE BANDANNA GANG NYC

THANKS 2 PJ FOR LENDING OUT THE FRETLESS BASS
PJ ALSO WROTE THE BASS PART ON (10)
BUT AINT PLAYIN IT ON THE RECORD

ALL LYRICS BY KOOL MAGICK EXCEPT:
(4, 7-8) BY KOOL MAGICK & SOMEBODYS CRACKERS
(9) BY LIL PANGEA
(12) BY KOOL MAGICK & CASTLE

IT'S LIKE A COMBINATION BETWEEN A
DEREK VEGETA DOLPHIN & A CHILL MAGIC 3OLPHIN

CLEAN VERSION OF CORDUROY COWBOY
NON-ALBUM BONUS TRACK
AVAILABLE WITH DOWNLOAD ONLY

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